faplife:

Ugh <3
My boyfriend is the fucking best, god. 

faplife:

Why is my boyfriend perfect?










cafalexis:

unf..


(via phaunos, loathsomelothario)

1. Last beverage : Blood orange shit

2. Last phone call : Dad

3. Last text message : elijah

4. Last song you listened to : thinking of you. tori kelly

5. Last time you cried : yesterday


HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice : no

7. Been cheated on : yes

8. Kissed someone & regretted it : no regrets

9. Lost someone special : on thursday :(

10. Been depressed : no not depressed.

11. Been drunk : yeah

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12: Green
13: Turquoise
14: Orange

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend : yes

16. Fallen out of love : falling more and more and more.

17. Laughed until you cried : i always do

18. Met someone who changed you : yes

19. Found out who your true friends were : youll never really  know


20. Found out someone was talking about you : probs

21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list : yes

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life : probs about 10. but their friends of friends. i dont have  any randoms.

23. How many kids do you want : 2 but who gets what they want when it comes to kids

24. Do you have any pets :: snoop dog

25. Do you want to change your name : no

26. What did you do for your last birthday : got drunk and went to dinner
27. What time did you wake up today : 5:30

28. What were you doing at midnight last night : sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for go home to melbs

30. Last time you saw your dad : a few months

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life : to have nicholas in it

32. What are you listening to right now : two wrongs. wyclef

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now : lil bro

35. Most visited webpage : facey

36. What’s your real name : brooke

37. Nicknames : b.matthews chook chicken

38. Relationship Status ::  SINGLE

39. Zodiac sign :: aries

40. Male or female :: Female.

41. Primary School :: sandy straits

42. Secondary School :: urangan


43. High school/college :: urangan

45. Long or short hair :: long

46. Height :: fucks me. how do so many cunts know their height?

47. Do you have a crush on someone : YES

48. What do you like about yourself : nothing

49. Piercings :: nose

50. Tattoos :: hands

51. Righty or lefty :: righty

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery : about 7  or 8. snapped my  arm


53. First piercing :: like 3, ears

54. First best friend :: my first bestfriend was jadey :)

55. First sport you joined :: gymnastics. ew

56. First vacation :: dont know.

58. First pair of trainers :: .. who remembers this shit

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating :: headphones

60. Drinking :: no

61. I’m about to :: type this answer

62. Listening to :: roots of babylon

63. Waiting for :: mum

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids :: yes

65. Get married :: no

66. Career : if this was a dream i would be an actress

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes :: LIPS

68. Hugs or kisses :: both

69. Shorter or taller :: taller always

70. Older or younger :: older. althought  some youngins are getting sexy in the bay

71. Romantic or spontaneous :: both


72. Nice stomach or nice arms :: stomach


73. Sensitive or loud : loud

74. Hook-up or relationship : right now relationship, but im not usually one to say that.

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger :: yes

77. Drank alcohol :: yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts :: yes

79. Sex on first date :: NO

80. Broken someone’s heart :: yes. he was freaaaky

82. Been arrested : no thanx

83. Turned someone down :: yes

84. Cried when someone died :: nah mate im gunna laugh

85. Fallen for a friend :: yeah haha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself :: not enough

87. Miracles ::eh

88. Love at first sight :: lust

89. Heaven :: maybe

90. Santa Claus :: hehe

91. Kiss on the first date :: yes

92. Angels :: mm


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time :: haha in primary school

96. Ever cheated on somebody :: no not in an actual relationship

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go :: last weekend

98. What regrets would you redo :: i dont regret much. i do however regret not being a better girl to my boy, then maybe he would still be mine

99. Something most people don’t know about you? :: i hate wearing tampons… i know alot of you can argue that, but i over think it and it weirds me out

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths? :: nah m8